Not as good as the time he didn't save River Phoenix.

Sonny Bono's "look at that tree" video was much more grim.

His friend's #60 jersey is lamer.

It's safe to say that aging male sports writers get erections when hospitality spreads include donuts with sprinkles, so Ines would pretty much make all of them immediately cream in their wrinkled Dockers.

I know one person who is a fan of Jets, but I don't think this is what Tom had in mind.

anywhere between 23.75 and 100

Everybody had a delightful time and evidently from what I hear I wasn't the only guy in the audience who cried.

@LAIceBurg: You have earned it.

I haven't seen this much talk about univision since Kirby Puckett's autobiography.

In that picture, Ines actually thought she was interviewing Visanthe.

The other team can't hear their quarterback's signals, and that's not fair.

However, this bitch wants her cake and eat it, too.

I only have two rules in life, and one of them is to ALWAYS trust a gambler named Dink.

Bloggers are the gypsy cabs of journalism. They’ll pick up fares (stories) the mainstream guys won’t touch. They’ll drive to neighbourhoods that MSM avoids.

The kid on the far right was obviously the Brown Hornet.

Andrea Kremer's purple jacket, tight slacks, and alluring demeanor suggests she is hoping to get one of those 53 packages delivered.

A poorly executed Jay-Z illusion was when he tried to pull that gold coin from the hooker's snatch, but ended up losing his Rolex.

Vanna White's "vowel" injury just turned out to be a mild case of carpal tunnel.

These female reporters are not my wife, girlfriend, nurse or doctor

Thankfully, Binghamton's Shot Caller just will be back for his senior season as the public address announcer.