When I think "dance celebrating Charles Barkley", I think paso doble-cheeseburger.

It's become a banner year for athletes and their cellphones

Leitch was home doing the exact same thing.

Billie Jean King thinks Clinton Portis is full of shit.

Tate Forcier's family wants your budding star quarterback to have it better than Tate Forcier did.

This game is already 1,000 times more exciting that the Ravens/Jets shitshow.

Tirico: If the Jets offense can go forward and not backward, they have a chance to get within one.

@Lionel Osbourne: Unfortunately, Natalie Wood's trip to Catalina did not go as swimmingly.

The Ravens added Anquan Boldin so Joe Flacco could have someone to throw to who can handle getting his face broken.

NFL's bust-of-all-busts

Big Ben faced the much more serious charge of snatch snatching.

So much to love about that picture. The gunt, the toothless grin, fingerless gloves. But my personal favorite is the Hitler-eyebrows. RIP Booger.

For Dennis Rodman, every Monday is Chlamydia Monday.

"Goggles, duct tape, and a rain coat."

I am shocked. If there is one thing Tiger knows, it is how to make promises and keep them.

He later tweeted that his barista was an "abortion" for not leaving him enough room for cream.

Ines Sainz's rough treatment at the hands of the Jets

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: Heidi Klum actually listed those attributes as turn-ons.

Luckily, the backdoorman let him right in.

I haven't seen Ham fans this bent out of shape since Farmer John released his vegetarian sausage.