@Phintastic: Like he is walking on toothpicks.

After dropping some bad acid, Simon & Garfunkel penned the original Scarborough Fair with "Vinnie, Creature, Gus and Craig" as the second line.

Berman tells the ladies it is his "womb broom".

In the Oval Office shortly before the Iraqi invasion:

After a two-week hiatus, "fuck" reclaims the top spot in the rankings.

I am looking forward to MKM's musical "Shitty Coach: Dick Jauron's Legacy".

@DirkToberFest: Did he scar you in some way?

He should just keep riding the wave of lies and say that roomy woman is his surrogate.

Apparently this hoopster's jersey is tearing into his left bicep.

I haven't did camp.

Offensive coordinator Mike Bobo said after Tuesday’s practice that he doesn’t know if Green will be able to play Saturday.

Not smoking weed with Tupac barely beat out not killing Robin Givens.

Jim McKay and George Michael are much more affordable than they were in 2005.

I like that plan much better than the "Buy 2 Get Beaten Up and Robbed" promotion the scalpers have at the Oakland Coliseum this season.

If Floyd Mayweather was going to fight a guy named Enzo Alan Zidane Fernandez, he would have absolutely no clue where to go with the racist remarks.

Det. Frank Drebin thinks this joke is played out.

@UweBollocks: Very well done.

I imagine at least 75% of SEC fan bases are a lot like Kige. Incredibly dedicated to their team, obese, and have just a dusting of the downs.

@Lionel Osbourne: The baseline out of bounds is 1 inch from a brick wall. Not a lot of hustle for those loose balls.

Also a lurker, jerk, and enemy of Roger Ebert and humanity?