The poor gal in the picture tried to enjoy a nice Pall Mall after taking a dip in the gulf of Mexico.

HBO understands comedy.

"He's wearing blue checkered pants, red shoes, and Argyle socks...NO, he's not retarded!"

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Or when Schroder's voice was changing on Silver Spoons.

Jimmy Connors thinks she is an abortion.

Jose Canseco's "Ozzie anectdotes" usually involve a blonde and some Eiffel Tower references.

@Delonte, Interrupted: Or Kruk and Lance Armstrong's testicular cancer support group.

The "No Balls Association" was actually David Stern's first attempt at naming the WNBA.

Black Heart Gold Pants was the headline in the Providence newspaper following Great White's 2003 show.

Langford did think it was odd that the grounds crew was getting set to mow the grass with metal detectors.

@WineInACan: +1

"He may look like he's having fun. But he is dying inside."

Yeah, but he told the server to bring his Chardonnay "IN A FUCKING BORDEAUX GLASS!!!"

Connors later yelled "I THINK YOU HAVE JAUNDICE...YOU KNOW THAT?" to a confused Michael Chang.

I'm officially inspired. I am going to resign today in hopes of landing my dream position as president of the Justin Bieber fan club.

My dumbass just got suspended for 5 months.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Just short ones. They usually ran away by the time I would finish the longer ones.

The "Three Man Toilet" was a horrible, horrible porno.

His parents are devastated that he will never be able to reach his potential as a meth-addicted truck driver.

Weak. An Eagle fan would've put mustard and kraut on a piece of shit and thrown it at Hall.