Jennifer Connelly was a Stanford woman, so I don't buy it. Let me tell you, those broads are able to resist every single advance men throw at them.

For his induction speech, Deadspin should present him a flesh colored jacket.

@Delhomme And Garden Show: But Giant Turd of a Season Still Afloat

For some reason, this was covered on the Cardinals website:

@HockeyMountain: Just brutal. Broken bat triple and a throwing error to lose the game in the 9th? The announcers have labeled the 2010 season as "Giants Baseball...it's Torture!" So true.

Still better than the SF Chronicle headline today:

They are also showing their support for Brady Quinn by sitting on each other's thumbs.

On PTI, Kornheiser explained Jay's actions by saying "She had on red go-go boots and a catholic school plaid skirt...the bitch had it coming."

What if the balls just rested on me? Does that mean I need a chinstrap?

Anybody will print anything.

So Dong Photos = Deadspin HOF.

He's going to have to deal with people asking him everyday, ‘How do you feel?' He's going to show up at Spring Training and people are going to want to know ‘How do you feel?'

"pictures of the typically large penises of professional athletes" would have not been high on the list

In an effort to assault all of its fans' senses, EWU hired Fran Drescher as their announcer, installed sandpaper on the bleachers, and started selling luke warm Red Dog.

Thankfully, the Curtis Enis story ignored the fact that Troy Davis was the high school's janitor.

@36 Chambers: Protect Ya Turtle Neck

Even Al Czervik thinks this guy is a pussy.

@Murray Hewitt: +1 GOAT

Being ISU's most successful football coach is like being the tallest midget, except your life sucks a lot more.

"Mellow cat, set the record straight."