@Marvin Barnes' Time Machine: Let's hope that video serves as an exhibit when those assholes get arrested.

He turned in all the necessary registration paperwork, including a copy of his birth certificate, which officials now realize must have been fake.

@Pete Gaines: Watch that video, it should clear everything up. She gives a great legal and financial analysis of the situation...blah blah blah.

"Mr. Hamilton, please step outside so I can slap the shit out of your pigeon faced ass."

In a show of one-upmanship, Lady Gaga did her Greg Oden impression by whipping out her penis.

"I love anything with violence. The more the merrier for me."

The last straw for Raheem Morris was when Stylez came to a meeting wearing a shirt that read "What Are You Looking At, Dicknose?"

That move gives him more stolen bases than David Ortiz.

I'm waiting for Antoine Walker's Double Down on 8 ranch that is coming up for auction next month.

I find the Spanish diver making fun of the Chinese team very distasteful.

Gary Yepremian's days as a RB coach were officially numbered after this play.

AJ, are you hitting up Del Boca Vista with Babs for a month of shuffleboard and ballroom dancing?

On a related note, a NYC proctologist just sponsored Fireman Ed.

George Washington Carver thinks that guy likes to use goobers too much.

@Ianjamespoulter I was busy polishing off 3 Five Guys hamburgers, fries, and a large shake.

Just make sure he doesn't get a Tommy Morrison blood transfusion.

@Milton_Bradley_Fighting_Vehicl...: +1

@Arthur_Digby_Sellers:

They all met in prison during the Thriller dance routine training sessions.

@Gourmet Spud: That was awesome. +1