The worst part: it's actually a tattoo.

She's actually at the game looking for the guy with facepaint who banged her in the bathroom stall 8 months ago.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1 dumpster baby

"They had so much footage of him playing baseball, again I'm not a producer, but it didn't do much for me."

Ava Devine had a similar reaction while getting creampied by Peter North.

AJ, Babs doesn't strike me as a woman who gets done. I would guess she does the doin.

Yeah, but this story is already waaaay better than Private Benjamin.

You would think with a resume that included Spinal Tap and Princess Bride, Rob Reiner would have a better sense of humor.

Now Jay Bilas can actually be correct when he says the scrappy kid out of Indiana "has a great motor".

Jamarcus Russell: Master Dranksmith

looking for a nice girl who does that hot thing where they wear a cross in their cleavage

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1

@Gourmet Spud: +1 Never fails to make me laugh if properly executed. Well done.

These stories, much like Intervention, always make me feel better about my horrible behavior.

"Lenny Dykstra needs a spot on this Wall."

There are going to be some disappointed pedophile cowboys clicking on that video.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Marge Schott would also work.

The Washington State coach also met with the local network and asked that the Shake Weight infomercial is shown instead of Cougar games.

Buccigross also commented "I wouldn't have paid her one red cunt."

They should settle this with a duel using 10 pound dildos.