Sarah Jones was one of several Ben-Gals who appeared in a swimsuit fashion show recently, sponsored by Cincy Chic.

The Hiroshima Toyo Carp think this fallout is for pussies.

I imagine Chief Inspector Bud Selig is exactly like Clouseau, but without the humor or results.

I believe it was something like "And for consistently doing a terrible job where you are mired in conflicts of interest and surrounded by people who constantly congratulate you, there is always a desk here in Bristol waiting for you. Also...teeth."

Fuck's Sake is easily Japan's most disgusting alcoholic beverage.

Don't worry, no one's listening anyway.

In a related story, fibers from Strawberry Shortcake underwear were found on Roman's pubic hair.

Just like in pool. The cue ball is white, and the object is to knock the black ball around!

@Kid Canada: That son of a bitch is ice cold.

Congress saw a story involving sports, an accident, Army, and Rangers and immediately tried to cover it up by presenting the parachutist the Medal of Honor and a Silver Star.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: +1 schooner

"Fabulously wealthy. Achingly beautiful. Internationally famous. Still only 30."

$500,000 for trainers? What a bunch of pussies. When I was 12, I would just put a couple of Otter Pops on my swollen, bruised arm.

Stop crying, go out there and pitch. Period. You need to know the difference between pain and injury. When I was 12, my arm hurt. When I was in my teens and I would throw and walk off the mound when I was a starter, my arm would throb.

They get drunk. They yell. They start fights. They bite women.

Kwame Brown will fill a needed role for the Bobcats.

Even David Gest thinks that beard is hideous.

If they had just realized their shared love of Calvin pissing on a Chevy logo, all of this could have been avoided.

This turned out better than the time The New Yorker asked Jim Abbott to write about the sound of one hand clapping.

I like the cut of his jib.