Sadly, the latest article put out by The Journal of Booze about how whiskey killed Micky Mantle has been overshadowed.

You know what else $14,000,000 buys? Three hands of blackjack.

I am afraid to click on the Donald Sutherland link. The last time I saw him exposed was that scene in Animal House and I still have nightmares.

I haven't seen a little punch ruin this many lives since Jonestown.

If it was Elin and a 9 iron in that car, when she was finished it would have looked like the restaurant scene in Kill Bill.

Still more competent than Matt Millen.

Yet another example of why the History of Great Hispanic Running Backs is still only a pamphlet.

#6 is actually Diana Taurasi

Anon's 17 days sounds like the first hour of a Robert Evans house party.

@ClintonPortishead: And then asks "What's the capital of Thailand?"

Terrell Owens said the exact same thing about his time playing with Jeff Garcia.

Crabby Jeff Van Gundy was how Stan described him after their trip to Mons Venus.

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: I hear ya

To make up for it, they signed this guy to a one day contract.

Rosie could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, and it still wasn't worth it.

He later gave away the location of Indiana Jones' girlfriend and then hopped on Ross' shoulder.

Call me when he finds Kirby Puckett's eye patch.

Duncan saw how slumpbustin had worked for Odom and the Lakers.

Brett's dad Muerto Favre hasn't liked anything in years.

I like this version of Axis Magazine better than the 1940s one that offered in depth coverage of the German/Japanese/Italian alliance.