US men's tennis: Ashes to ashes

Probably not the best idea to look for a pitchman using Lycos as your search injun.

To put things into perspective, they went on to say that the Super Bowl loss to the Giants was a "Seal face thing level disaster".

Sounds like a pretty detailed game plan by Hernandez. Had Norv Turner been the mastermind, it would've included a good set up followed by Aaron shooting himself in the foot 4 times.

If found innocent, this would just be yet another case of a Browns player attempting something that goes incomplete.

I don't know about murder, but he is guilty of the worst Oscar Pistorius impression of all time.

Sadly, it turned out to be Dave Dravecky who finally succumbed to exhaustion after swimming in circles for hours.

High Point University's mascot has now been changed to an alum getting drafted by the Globetrotters.

people in the crowd tried to get him off by clapping and blowing air horns

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The guy was actually beaten up later by a Twins fan after he was overheard comparing Kirby Puckett to Mike Wazowski.

Abplanalp's Wile E. Coyote tee shirt would've been more appropriate.

Stick this thing on a Roomba and hand it a power drill.

Ric Ocasek is a huge Oklahoma basketball fan, but he decided that changing his band's name to Mookie Blaylock Destroyer would just be in bad taste.

Meanwhile, the White Forest fire be shoppin at the Gap.

Mike Redmond was reportedly injured while rearranging the deck chairs during the incident.

This was still more successful than the A's campaign contacting bear sites to boost Josh Reddick's All Star chances.

If excess gum means you're an asshole, then Terrell Suggs is goatse.

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Finally, a story involving running and a Staine that doesn't include Uta Pippig.