I wish minor celebrities would stop getting so much fillers & botox. They all start to look like each other when they get the same routine procedures, and I have a hard time enough as it is telling them apart. 

It’s not upcycling if you take a brand new, perfectly usable sandal, and turn it into hot garbage that makes it look like you got your foot caught in a diving flipper. Not okay.

With a yoke. Yoked Mom jeans. 

Brad Pitt also didn’t cure cancer while confronting Harvey.  What an asshole. 

This is Jezebel. No one can do anything right, ever.

I hope he has kids who don’t like him very much

I’m sorry, that’s terrible. I hope he’s still not pulling the same shit now.

Please tell me she was at least 18 (depends on where you live), bc if not that’s a whole other level of shitty and I feel bad for both of you (not him obviously).

Ugh, what a douche. What a gross, pH-altering, lying on the side of the road, douche. And yay to the now-adult woman who knew what she was worth! She learned from you, as you did from her. The circle of life! Women stepping over douches, working together and not against each other. 

If it’s true that Miley blindsided him... maybe that is the best thing for him in the end. Such a slap in the face, such finality, will maybe save him from getting back together with her again.

Dr. Oz is a quack and a charlatan. Maybe he’s a good cardiologist? I don’t know, but urgh this guy.

I know nothing about an Air Force plane landing at an airport (which I do not own and have nothing to do with) near Turnberry Resort (which I do own) in Scotland, and filling up with fuel, with the crew staying overnight at Turnberry (they have good taste!). NOTHING TO DO WITH ME

Trump might use this 1-year-old speech tonight in North Carolina.

As long as RBG gets the drug treatment next and NO ONE FUCKING ELSE, cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt.

I’m confused. Is this a review of the film or the book?

Yeah, I think it’s just that. He has no understanding of a way to praise and show affection of a non-sexual nature towards women.

I think he’s too much of a misogynistic sociopath to realize it’s abuse. He’s obsessed with judging women by their looks. He thinks that’s the extent of their worth. So to him it’s the ultimate compliment to a woman to say she’s fuckable. Saying he would date his own daughter is a true sign of affection from him.

I think he hates Ivanka, too, tbh. A father who makes sexual comments about his daughter is not a loving father, he’s an abusive one.

Exactly: Ivanka’s chin is purchased. And the boys try to camouflage theirs with trendy hipster chin fuzz, which honestly, does nothing for homely homies. Exhibits A-D: Ted Cruz, tRump Jr. 1, tRump Jr. 2, and even Paul Ryan FFS!!!!!

I always thought she was kind of cute, and the fact that she seems to be staying the hell away from his flaming clown car administration instead of cashing in for money or power seems to show she might be the only decent human being in the family. That dodge though, that really drives home that she had had enough of…