You can say the same things about Madonna. She ripped off Bowie and Grace Jones. 

Lady Gaga seems pretty secure. So does Viola Davis, Meryl Streep and list of other actors and entertainers who aren’t ripping people on social media. You’re welcome. 

THIS. My take on Madonna has always been that she doesn’t believe there’s room at the table for anyone but herself, and therefore has to find petty ways to tear down anyone and everyone who draws any sort of comparison to her.

I saw this exact same thing going the other direction so to speak. Once the breast implants are put in the blurring begins. This was I want to say A and E documentary. One of the plastic surgery shows.

She unfortunately takes after her father and unlike Ivanka she hasn’t gotten enough plastic surgery to smudge it out.

I won’t know how I feel about this until I’ve consulted PJ and Squi.

Oh no, W himself was a fucking idiot, just in a different way. The thing he had going for him, however, was that he managed to be surrounded by evil geniuses like Dick Cheney and Karl Rove who were actually good at the terrible shit they did. Trump, on the other hand, just surrounded himself with borderline…

TBF,

So Trump’s response to GM closing plants is to make vague threats of punishment which would cause them to close more plants? 

A guy I know drove Martin Short years ago. The driver mentioned he was trying to be a comedic actor and he was inspired by Father of the Bride. Martin calls up Steve Martin to give the driver some advice. When they get to the destination Martin lied and said the driver was his son so they could have dinner together: I …

I can’t tell any of my best stories because they’re doxxing. Here’s one of the worst.

Tom W & Jim J! That’s a good one, immediately brought Down by Law to mind!

Six days. Six. I’m a gay dude and even I know that’s not a good sign.

I miss Michael K’s posts on Dlisted. 

I love the ‘Veterans for Trump’ in their Airborne berets... totally clueless to how he’s gutting the VA.

We have to outlaw Christmas first. Then, complimenting your kids. Then we force all white men to get gay married in the Satantic Chirch. Priorities, people!

For some reason, that fireman wearing his helmet and standing behind Trump looks funny to me. It would be like having a doctor wearing surgical scrubs or an astronaut in a spacesuit. 

I’ve seen this Titanic several times (and all the other Titanic movies, there are at least a dozen that I know of, including a competing version that came out the same time with Tim Curry (!) and a Nazi-era German one) and I always thought there was something oddly sexless about young Jack Dawson.

I hope someone cracks this case, and cracks it soon.

When you’re still single at 45, they stop asking you directly. They just whisper among themselves about how they knew all along you were gay.