When I was a child, like grade school, before I met hair dye and heat styling, I had hair down to my ass. But I also have vvv thick hair and it was sooo heavy. Even now, it's to my shoulder blades and takes 8 hours to air dry. Getting a smooth, high pony is something I don't have the patience or upper body strength…

I hear her saying “Wanna date?”

... and the hand that reached up to brush the hair out of her face began clawing and attacking her. The arm that had been attached to her when her arm was caught in trump towers elevator wasn’t her own. It belonged to an albino serial killer!

Y’all...I can’t stop looking at the different skin colors of her hand vs her face.

“After 43 years of camaraderie and friendship”

Of course I know Canton! I’ve only ever been there for extremely boring things (getting paperwork at the Courthouse, putting a car on a transport truck to go across the country) but I have certainly been there. 

My mother has Alzheimers and spends a great deal of time in bed watching TV. She can’t follow very well, so she flips around and ends up watching crap. Not too long ago, I found her watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians. I said, “Mom, why are you watching this shit?” and she says, “I can’t help it. It’s…

I would just like to add that I was super stoked when researching on Ancestry.com last year that two of my ancestors were charged with being witches. Both were acquitted since it was clearly a case of jealous neighbors. Anyway, I had a lot of ancestors who lived in New England in the 1600s, and generally women don’t…

ooh which town? My family is Hull/Cohasset. Those houses are built to withstand anything. 

Or the New York Times’ daily ButHerEmails updates, which continued after they deliberately buried the news that there was an open FBI counterintelligence investigation into the Trump Campaign. Ahh, but who’s counting!!

But how much does it cost and how can we prove it was Proctor’s house? Maybe we can set it on fire and if it doesn’t burn, it’s not his house, but if it burns to the ground, then it was.

He will never forgive her for losing! He never wanted this job.

It feels gross to me because Manson explicitly enjoyed and exploited the luridness of the murders, and I’m sure Tarantino is just going to make it worse. 

I’m not sure why, but that Manson family movie feels wrong and exploitative to me. Maybe it’s just because I’ve never liked Tarantino or his movies.  

It’s not possible

Which is, by far, her most admirable quality. Sorry for the snark, and I did vote for her, thinking she would actually be a pretty good or at least not terrible president. Oh, those were the days.

reminds me of the scene from the late 80s movie Soapdish where Sally Fields’ soap opera diva gets “restored” after emotional lows by going to the mall and letting her fans fawn over her.

“He’s a lab rat hitting the pleasure button, he doesn’t know how it works but it makes him feel good.”

Because the only reason he holds the rallies is to hear people cheering for him. He doesn’t care about the politics, it’s just ego stroking, and they cheer for that shit, so he keeps repeating it. It means nothing. He’s a lab rat hitting the pleasure button, he doesn’t know how it works but it makes him feel good.

Please seek help.