It is. It’s the aphasia stage.

It kind of sounds like his PoliGrip was failing him. Has no one told him about new SUPER PoliGrip?!

Are we sure he wasn’t stroking out there, or intoxicated?

Godspeed, Turd Ferguson.

But can it top this:

I must be too, all I hear is humble-bragging. Also drives me nuts when used as a respone to “good morning”.

This  is good! Someone get me Websters!

...and she saw God!

It’s cryingly, cringingly, howlingly funny because it is so fucking accurate. Makes me want to laugh cry and vomit all at once. Is there a word for such an emotion? 

My sister-in-law on Facebook after my nephew winds up in the hospital for the umpteenth time and they’re saddled with huge medical bills: “God is really showing us that we shouldn’t worry about money and that He is truly in control!” Yes, God decided to repeatedly hospitalize your child to teach you that you shouldn’t…

I have noticed that my friends from outside the US use “lucky” where my friends in the US say “blessed”. Like “I am lucky to have a healthy happy baby” vs “I am blessed to have a healthy happy baby”. Really changes the meaning of the sentence.

I’ve had it for people thanking god for things that other people do. It’s like, honey you made it through surgery because of your doctors not Jesus.

RIGHT! I TOTALLY forgot about that one! And I’m ashamed to admit that...I mean, I do own the soundtrack on CD after all... I should know these things.

Well that and for playing a stripper wearing wings in a teen graduation movie where she comforted the lead nerd because she thought he was in love with Barry Manilow, not Jennifer Love Hewit’s character where she plays a poplar girl... not, not that one, the other one... no, the other one... the OTHER other one.

I think because David Miscavige likes to think of himself as the Brigham Young of this operation.

this became less funny after watching Going Clear.

Later, the GOP tweeted out a sketch of Ted Cruz when he was a hottie.

Yes! This mofo is actually acting like antifascist groups who physically fight back against Nazis are gonna...what? Attack Christians if more Democrats are elected? These idiots love to imagine themselves as persecuted minorities as their religion dominates and they strip rights from others.