The US women lost 5-2 to the FC Dallas U-15 boys team a couple of years ago. They would lose by 30 to any full MLS team.

I don’t have kids, but I’d apply the same rule to pets. I hear people whine all the time about how their 90-pound dog takes up too much of their bed, so it can be tough to sleep sometimes. You literally made that bed, you lie in it.

It seemed like no one had ever taught her how to dive.  Like, shots that were at shoulder-height, four feet away from her, she couldn't get to because she had no drive diving that way.

I greatly prefer a plane bathroom to an O’Hare Terminal 1 bathroom. Those things are always a total wreck.

Like any good millennial, I’m totally fine with cashless payment systems.

No. The only way England gets 5 teams into the CL is if one of their teams wins either the Champions League or Europa League AND finishes outside the top 4.

Yep. I like baseball, go to 5-10 games a year, played fantasy baseball every year from the age of 4 until I finished college, and have absolutely no idea what the Yankees have done this offseason. I didn’t even realize Spring Training games had started until I stumbled across scores on the ESPN app yesterday.

Charlie O’Brien was the first catcher to use a modified hockey goaltender mask instead of a traditional catcher’s mask.  When he debuted it in a game, the PA people at the SkyDome went with a Phantom of the Opera theme for his at-bats and after any good defensive play that he made.  This, for some reason, is one of…

Based on the headline, I thought that this was going to be about Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski. I’m saddened to learn that I was incorrect, and that there’s an even more loathsome media couple that I wasn’t aware of.

Tyler Florence also has a really good French Onion soup recipe that I’d highly recommend. Pretty easy to do, too.

I went to Spring Training in Scottsdale like a decade ago and it was 103 degrees.  Fuck that.

For me, the cable package that includes BeIn would cost me $50 extra per month. I already have ESPN+ for MLS. This will be the first time I’m able to watch Serie A at home regularly.

“I would ass pound them two fags.”

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Sean Doolittle is absolutely correct. These sorts of comments have no place in civilized, modern discourse. And if you realize that you’ve posted these things to the internet, and you think that they no longer reflect your opinions, it is good to delete them. If you do so while adding a comment that you’ve deleted…

The 2015 WC was the last hurrah of the USWNT. Until there are massive changes at the grassroots level, they’re not going to win shit again for the reasons you said. It’s going to be a very rude awakening.

That was the first MLB game one of my friends went to. All downhill from there.

I’m 28 and also from Upstate and we called it Prom. Hyper-regionalism, then?

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The best part is that Anderson is an immigrant to the US. I’m sure that doesn't bother Isner at all.