“This article is kind of dumb.”

It was ruled an own goal, but it shouldn’t be. The scoring definition is basically “if the shot would have been on target absent a deflection, the player who originally attempted the shot gets credit for the goal.”

An adult man wearing THAT necklace is an abusive asshole? No wayyyy...

Adventure Aquarium in Camden, NJ, into a child-height toilet with a curious kid in the next stall asking his dad “what’s wrong with that man?”

I did a lot of 86 -> 81 -> Route 12 and I have no clue what Roy Rogers is.

The first NHL game I ever attended was this one that had a similar shot imbalance: https://www.hockey-reference.com/boxscores/199911260WSH.html

I grew up in New York and moved to Chicago after college. This list is 100% accurate.

It’s shitty enough on an everyday basis, but imagine saying that to a recently-retired PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE.

I rotate between 3 and 4 pairs at a time, so each one individually lasts me about a year, but like you said, the benefits to my leg health are astounding.

I can’t even be mad about this.

I can sure as hell tell when my shoes get to 325-350 miles. I’m not wearing any pair, regardless of cost, past that limit.

I watched the first Fantastic Beasts on an 8-hour flight. Would highly recommend it in that environment and absolutely nowhere else.

All evidence from real life suggests that you’re mistaken. MLS has more teams now than it ever has, teams are signing better players than they ever have, and the quality of play is better now than it ever has been. 

The MLS complaint doesn’t make a ton of sense. If the player pool were limited solely to American players, then yes, expansion would dilute the quality, but it’s not, so it doesn’t. Plus, more teams means more youth academies, which means more potential pros coming up in better development environments.

The toilets in my apartment don’t have them. It’s a real adrenaline rush anytime the toilet doesn’t flush quickly.

Saying that someone is “butt” in a particular competition based on 10 games, on the heels of a season with 25 goals in that competition, and 285 goals in the last 8 seasons, is really bad analysis.

Deadspin’s Twitter doesn’t include the name of an article’s author.

I knew from the headline that this was going to be some dumbass Haisley article, and yet, I clicked.

I know a kid who went to Rome with his church choir and was scheduled to sing at St. Peter’s for a Sunday mass. They obviously went out for way too long on Saturday, but managed to drag themselves to St. Peter’s in the morning. This kid, hungover as he was, vomited while singing, passed out, and came to with two nuns…

Worst place to be hungover: Adventure Aquarium in Camden.