ArsenalMetro
ArsenalMetro
ArsenalMetro

Don’t blame other people for your own intellectual shortcomings.

All true! This proposed move is dumb as shit at every level.

Nope! Just saying that you’re an idiot if you ever believed it.

Three points:

Knowing that these flags are assembled in the chaos of a gameday, I am stunned that no one has totally fucked it up yet.

That’s like, the 4th weirdest thing about the starting XI. They started Debuchy! As a centerback!

To be fair, Seattle is crazy hilly. I can imagine a half inch of snow being a huge pain there.

Fair. Colorado has one of the worst atmospheres in the league though. New York (either team), Seattle, Kansas City, and Philly are my personal favorites that I’ve been to in person.

Fair. I live in Chicago and hate the Fire, so I’m with you.

Don’t stand in the supporters’ section then. That was easy.

Oklahoma is God’s wasteland. Bottom 5 state in the country without question.

Try an MLS game. Besides the World Series in 2001 at the old Yankee Stadium, MLS games are consistently my best in-stadium experiences. Cost concerns are alleviated as well.

If you’re outshooting your opponent by 20 and losing, you’re taking bad shots, full stop.

People on Jeopardy guess Tibet when they mean Nepal or Bhutan all the time.

TBS doesn’t have that fucking strike zone overlay, so they’re alright in my book.

Shake Shack is at least 4x better than In-n-Out. It’s not close.

If I’m eating at Chik-Fil-A, my morals are already compromised.

Why?

Why?