Slovenia - US was a 2-2 draw that the US would have won if not for a disallowed goal that was ruled out for no reason. Plus, the US won the group. You remember that poorly.

Can’t mentally separate him from a young Draco Malfoy.

Home draws against Bournemouth and West Ham, home losses to Swansea and Palace, and away losses to Bournemouth, Burnley, Hull, and Leicester. So yeah, not a great resume against the bottom half.

Go for it. You’re going to be doing plenty of it as long as you can hold on to that core of players. I’d stab my best friend if Arsenal could steal Eriksen and Wanyama.

I’m flying round-trip to Paris from Chicago for $450 on United in May. I booked the flights in January, well before any of this bad PR came down. I’m sure there’s some price-dropping going on, but international flights have been pretty cheap this year whenever I’ve looked.

Compared to what? La Liga? Liga MX? The Premier League? Sure. It’s still a global top-20 league though.

Brooks Launch 3. I bought a second pair when I wore out my first. Hadn’t ever done that before.

“Cap” is the wrong word. “Budget” makes more sense.

I know that the Red Bulls either rent or own a few properties in Hoboken.

Do or don’t. Doesn’t affect anyone but you.

Only counter to the Warriors thing. My freshman year roommate (2008) was from the Bay Area and he was a huge Warriors fan. He had a Sling box so that he could watch every game.

Right? They’re level on points, and Real still has four away matches to play. There’s a much-greater-than-zero chance that they drop points over the final six games.

I can see the collective Reddit boner coming over the horizon already.

Imagine living life while having opinions that are this terrible.

The announcers included Brad Friedel, who cannot accurately judge a replay to save his life.

Apparently two of Messi, Ronaldo, and Suarez went off and died or something.

Are you under the impression that he functionally isn’t?

The Scottish league is markedly worse than MLS. Celtic would do well in MLS, but Dallas would make Motherwell look like a D-III college team.

People who understand economics, and who understand that comparing the two based on their ability relative to their competition is stupid.

I don’t think you get to that level of nuance unless it’s an honestly-held belief.