You’ll never believe this 19th century British sailor hack!

I’m pretty sure any monopoly Subway is part of can only be referred to as “Not Quite as Big as Advertised” Sandwich.

Canned mackerel doesn’t seem like an easy currency to keep in your prison wallet.

Lol, I’m sure the same industry shills that we call regulators that let Microsoft buy Bethesda and Activision, and also let Kroger buy Safeway/Albertsons, will let this sale go through “despite their monopoly concerns”.

I’d never survive in prison. I love canned mackerel and would eat all my currency. 

According to my brother in law, the only thing his kid wants from family this year is Robux. Sorry kid, my relatives rarely bought me videogames when I was growing up, and now I see why. He’s getting books and outdoor activities from me. (I’ll be buying myself videogames instead - I’m too far gone).

Only if it’s a crow’s egg. I need to whip up another batch of Fight Milk™

... He addressed all your questions in the video. Without the easter eggs, he would probavly not have, as it would be harder to prove.

That was my thought as well. I know a lot of people here show up more for the comment section than the article, but I don't think turning the comment section into an article is the solution for that lol. 

When they announced a remake of Knights of the Old Republic 2 I commented “I wish they would just make a KOTOR 3” and got savaged in the comments section.

Wow, now the comment section is an article... and not just any article, a slideshow, for as many clicks as possible. A sizeable number of those comments didn’t even seem to know the difference between a remake and a remaster or how dev cycles work... This might be a new low.

Damn. The people who have already asked me this year for my hot chocolate mix must just be sparing my feelings. 

I love getting better-than-swiss-miss cocoa and flavored popcorn tins for christmas, my brother loves getting hot sauce, I still have the glasses from getting bourbon when I was younger, and I use my Ove’ Gloves (which were an as seen on tv item when that was still actually a thing) multiple times a week. This list…

Americans don’t eat greens. They eat ranch on well done, grey steaks.

Thank you for reminding me to pick up orange juice today since I forgot it when shopping last week.

If you live in a city, there are probably non-chain restaurants open. Especially hotel restaurants. You will need a reservation and you are going to pay for it, but the food will be better than Applebee’s.

All jobs will inevitably be outsourced until it is straight up illegal to do so.

We really do live in a time of diminished personal accountability.  “I’m sorry that he got hurt.”  He didn’t “get” hurt.  YOU HURT HIM.  

“It’s safe to say a traditionally roasted turkey is not the highlight of Thanksgiving.”

Not to mention that the chances of getting sick skyrocket from eating stuffing cooked in the bird.