I bet they served eggs there without any sense of irony. 

“Republican committees and groups including the RNC, congressional campaigns, and the Republican Governors Association have shelled out a total of almost $1.3 million to Trump-owned businesses this year.”

Jejejeje

Anyone can be a white supremacist. The term means someone who believes white people are inherently better than everyone else - it’s white SUPREMACIST. Not WHITE supremacist. The person holding the belief about whites being the “supreme” race doesn’t have to be white themselves.

I’m a Scorpio. We don’t believe in astrology.

Psychologists/psychiatrists give diagnoses based on criteria, and it truly does boil down to personal opinion. A psychiatric diagnosis by one doctor might be refuted by the next doctor. Mental illnesses are not diagnosed the way physical illnesses are because their symptoms are open to interpretation. For example,…

I think this is it as much as a anything. He leaves his job where people (presumably) kiss his ass, goes to his big ass house, looks around and says “no racism here! Everyone else better shape up!”

You certainly can get up to 20 if you smoke two joints before you smoke two joints, and then you smoke two more.

Put a plastic penis on the chin and I’m in.

It’s been literal decades since I’ve had a drink, but when I was a young man, I always felt it a disservice to whiskey to drink it any way other than neat.

I’ve found the peppermint is good to shave with in the summer.

OH. IN THE NEAR COMPLETELY WHITE CROWD, AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN WOMAN WAS THE FIRST ARREST. HOW ASTONISHINGLY UNPREDICTABLE.

I wish pro-choice advocates would stop hiding behind rape pregnancies and affirm the right of women to have abortions at their leisure, without having to justify their decision or circumstance.

You’ve never snuck into movie #2?

How the same company can make something as sublime as Snickers and as awful as Mars/Milky Way causes me great mental confusion.

What should I look for in a good body soap? Is Dr. Bronner’s soap really good or just all hype?

With a Q-Tip. Fuck what all these scientists and doctors say, I can’t hear them anyway. Besides it feels amazing.

Thanks!

“I haven’t gotten laid since I was turned into a shark” is the best quote that I’ve heard all day.

Carmen Sandiego for DAYS.