*Trump makes a career out of bullying people out of their money and saying racist, sexist, mean, and nasty things.*

“It is hard. There’s a level of viciousness that I was not expecting,”

Die hard Trump supporters are really the worst of humanity.

Aw, he looks like one of the kids from Stranger Things. He has my sympathy because he’s just a kid in a terrible family. If his siblings are any indication, eventually his trumpian DNA will assert itself, but, I’ll reserve judgment until he’s an adult.

By virtue of being born to Trumpkin, he’s already richer than you or I will ever be and will have many, many opportunities that most of us would only dream of. And chances are he won’t grow up to be any better than Donald Jr. or Eric. In fact, having him grow up seeing his dad skewered by the left will probably make…

They look like a family coming back from the lottery office after finding out they didn’t actually the jackpot.

I foresee people not actually knowing what console is the “better” one.

Just because you suck at them doesn’t mean other people don’t.

Why does it always have to be Peggle and JRPGs for you?

Flint, Michigan has had undrinkable water for years, but threaten to show boobies at a beach and a local government in Maryland gets on it IMMEDIATELY.

Since Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl? It apparently ruined many children.

Bruh you can’t do this i’m incredibly uptight and repressed when it comes to nudity and sexuality and I would love for everyone man or woman to keep their top on but you can’t do this.

So instead they should just roll over and not question anything? Who cares if a few more wingnuts join the collective.

Yeah fuck him, but fuck youself some too you might be so up tight. Good grief.

Why wouldn’t they bring in drug sniffing dogs? Or is that what they did the first time around? My highschool used to do that - they’d put the school in lockdown and bring the dogs to sniff out lockers. It was terrifying because they never told you the reason for the lockdown, so you’d sit in a classroom for over an…

I know this is sarcasm, but it’s worth mentioning that they didn’t even find a few joints. They found fucking nothing.

What in the fuck dude, I would be breaking shit if this happened to my child. This is fucking molestation. Sue them for literally every penny they’re worth kids.

The Moirai I play it, the better it gets.

Crush up a ton of chips and use them to “salt” the rim of a stemless bordeaux glass, then fill it with onion dip and enjoy the entire thing alone on the couch under a Slanket while you marathon Always Sunny and ironically judge them for the decisions they make

edit: that puffy bubble chip in the header is my new best…

Also what is “professionally” anyway?

Here’s the version of the article for you: Apple released a speaker thing. It costs $349. Buy it or whatever, I don’t care.