Yes. I think this is “Pinterest Goth”. I don’t know if that exists, but if it does, she is it.

Nah, reviewers get copies of new games every week and it’s very rare for any professional outlet to break embargo. What’s more likely is that Bethesda wants to have complete control over their marketing message until the last possible minute.

So that lazy asses like me don’t have to bother taking it off!

1. The coffin lid was open

Yes, that’s part of what I wrote. There’s a reason Kotaku doesn’t have a review up yet.

Sandwich Dad:

“When he opened the booklet inside one of the pre owned games he ( MY ELEVEN YEAR OLD SON!!!!!!!) found this. A baggie of fucking meth!”

For weeks, my son would eat the breakfast I made for him at home, then eat a second breakfast at school. I caught on when the bill came and was twice as much as it should have been.

The gun. Then pretend it is a real gun and use it to steal the Chun Li statue.

That’s what Bender would do.

They don’t, it’s just a statue, if you have kids you’ll have to bottle feed

Violence and wizardry (lol).

Hmm... What should I spend a cool grand on, this or a non-firing replica of the Blade Runner gun?

I can fap to both of them, so that’s not a tie breaker, I’m afraid.

I dunno. That sounds like what a werewolf would say.

Right? I mean, I certainly am not a werewolf, yet I write stories about werewolves.

I get what you’re saying, trust me. As a federal scientist, my agency gets shat on by conservatives for doing “biased” science when we really take rigorous measures to ensure that our data are as bias-free as humanly possible. But industry reps, specifically those with scientific or technical expertise, could…

I can understand appointing 1 or 2 industry reps to serve on the advisory board

you can’t look away because something is difficult to look at

Bless your sweet, optimistic sunny heart. While I wish mightily for single payer healthcare, I don’t think it will ever happen. Our Corporate Overlords, who own the GOP asshats in Congress, don’t want us to have reliable healthcare. They want us sick, desperate and broke. We make much more docile workers that way.

So when are we going to ban white guys? Or husbands??

I’m a cynical person. The only reason this show is being renewed is cash. And I’ll probably watch. But is that a bad thing? Making something for cash? And if it opens the dialogue for suicide, then it’s a win win?