Working theory: This article was written by a square who has never even seen weed before IRL

Unless it’s a police union, I’m struggling to picture one that’s actively harmful to others

Exactly. And as someone who existed before the internet, I never understood the inclination to trust things so completely on sites centered around user-based content.

Yeah, I agree that the sentiment has shifted to “not even once,” and I too am baffled as to why that is.

The end of the “influencer” trend can’t come soon enough. I use air quotes because I never really bought into the idea that they influence anyone in any measurable way anyway 

The point of these videos isn’t how much they’re based in reality, but whether they’re relatable.

Conventional wisdom suggests it works great for folks who watch a lot of sports

Most importantly, would I have to get mayo on the burger tattoo, and can I add extra pickles?

Nobody is suggesting that, merely that the underlying cause of the issue in this particular instance is one of mismanagement. The bank run was a result of that cause. 

Hey, if not for California roll and teriyaki chicken, we’d never be able to get sushi haters to join us for dinner lol

I would argue that poor management is what drove the collapse, with the bank run being the inciting incident

That’s a solid idea...from the store perspective, they’d be better off doing an estimated price for the fruit and meat to cover a payment pre-auth and a final price adjustment, than they would be for having customers do the leg work themselves

At least where I am, grocery stores seem to follow the trend of fast food joints, of expanding only into existing properties.

The main problem I’ve seen with grocery stores—regardless of which chain we’re discussing—is two-fold:

Agreed. If I had known that the air fryer would bring limp delivery fries back from the dead, I would have bought one MUCH sooner than I eventually did

Unstarred, so I can star this a second time 😉 

Or poorly photoshopped Jack in the Box tacos 🧐 

Is this god named Nathan or Oscar Mayer, by chance? lol

Doesn’t heartburn count as remorse?

I think a main draw of Slytherin—outside of the pure-blood ideology—is the idea that the ends justify the means, and that you can hand-wave away “bad stuff” if the return on investment is high enough.