I don’t get why they’re making it such a pain in the ass. Here’s what it should’ve looked like:

Ugh. Sucks that this is the start point. Playing across multiple screens is nice, but I have PlayStation Now, which scratches the streaming itch. Here's hoping something more robust is inbound.

I love paying 70+ dollars (plus a monthly fee) to have the privilege of paying full price for year-old games that will—AT BEST—have mild amounts of noticeable input latency.

they’re good droids, bront

I suffered from panic attacks for years. Ironically when I had something to truly panic over (cancer) they went away. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

God, I hate to be that guy since I agree 200% with your response to nelogenazea, but “lighten up, Francis” was the late great Warren Oates in Stripes, not Ermey. But your overall point still stands, so carry on. 

That quote is from Warren Oates in Stripes, not R. Lee Ermey though?

That was not R. Lee Emery. You’re quoting something from Stripes. The guy’s name was Warren Oates and his character was SGT. Hulka. 

Yet you’re here, bitching about someone else’s work, get a life, Francis.

This man does not visit r/prequelmemes

I mean, the game is good though. 

Gonk.

Sonic: The Dark Shadow

Sonic Returns.
Followed by Sonic Forever.
Further followed by Sonic & Robin.
Even further followed by a ten-year hiatus before Sonic Begins.

No stock image to play with? For shame!

...gonk.............gonk....gonk............................gonk

*gonk*

 Dammit! For the last time, a hotdog is a taco. 

Sir we need your license and registration. Have you been drinking tonight?

Rte 17 is a nightmare under normal conditions. People that would make it worse for a goddamned sandwich are monsters.