What a fucking dirtbag. I hope he gets hit in the nuts with a Buick.

That Evangelion m8!!! And thought I was cute in primary school with the old upside down 55378008

I used to think OBJ crying about the league targeting him for anything and everything was just his ego, but this is insane.. and before anyone bitches about “rules are rules”, this shouldn’t be one... period. God, the NFL can be so wack sometimes.

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical agricultural ceremony! 

The Redskins have a history and heritage to maintain. Racist name that was unacceptable even 50 years ago? You bet. Objectionable fans who embody the worst of us? In spades. A field that resembles the litter box of a diabetic cat? Forever and always.

We could still rustle up a pretty good round of “I’m NOT tomatoface” without trying too hard, though.

Here I am!

I will finally admit.... I am not tomatoface. 

Tomatocheeks?

Does it tho? I think “Pink Sock” might be more appropriate.

lmao man fuck that guy

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Glad someone got to the joke before I did.

I understood that reference.  

I think Tomatoangus is actually a bit catchier than Tomatoanus. Streaming his segment at work won’t raise any red flags at the very least. Well, not the red flags that are associated with porn. Watching video game speedruns is probably frowned upon, no matter what charity it raises money for.

Should’ve gone Tomatoan(g)us...

It’s this kind of thing that makes us miss you, so.

All I know is that he’s a young man in a position that basically no one in the world has ever been in before. He alone has to figure out what’s right for him, his life, and his relationship with the people around him.

It doesn’t impact me, obviously. Who it does impact are 1) Ninja’s female fans, who probably feel ostracized by the fact that this dude they look up to is saying “Men and women can’t be trusted alone together,” and 2) other professional female streamers, who would probably like to partner up with Ninja for a…

I mean, his wife can be wrong. There’s healthy boundaries and then there’s overbearing rules that exist to protect an insecure ego.

If he’s into that, it’s fine I guess. But it doesn’t sound like a healthy relationship to be in for either of them.