Maybe they're just professionals with Macs?

I smell brie and bullshit.

So basically an Iranian rocket?

Spice Shuttle. Holy shit this thread delivers. :)

I think this is the first time the house pun wins right off the bat.

One small step up to the van, one giant cheap order of fries.

Or, use it as an educational tool. Compromise and say that there will be a password, but the password will be one of the words she used in her note. Then, make the pw "password" or "nightmare" and let the little witch figure it out on her own.

iSteak patent??

Dunno, but with the quality of most bloggers' output more of them should.

If you mean "texting and walking while crossing the street where it is considered jaywalking", then yes.

Well, I hope the guy learns how to turn off the flash the next time he's at the opera.

FFS, don't any Giz bloggers read the sources anymore? It (and the other sources) clearly specify that the fine only applies to jaywalkers. Not sidewalkers, as misconstrued twice above.

...and if it's a commission-based wage, per drop.

Is the lion roaring or yawning?

"Right now." The GSIII isn't available yet.

"James Cameron Recounts Epic Journey to the Deepest Place on Earth"

The cops just hid in a box on his doorstep saying "Here you have... a gift!", and he brought them right in.

'Cuz he just got back from blowing some Clown at the SEC.

Just add one large unexpected ice cube for iced tea.

Sounds better, too.