"These machines work 24 hours a day and require a ROTATING crew of 20."

Gaw! Blugggch.

Maybe, "new" as in "an iPad" sold at retail, not a "used pad". (sic)

No number pads, no "3" in "new iPad", Cat-of-the month OS... Coincidence? Numbers are on their way out.

Really, Giz? You couldn't put the image/url into tineye or google images? It took a total of 3 seconds to find the name.

Zero?

"How you doin', babycakes?"

Which one is Jesus?

Screw the Park, it's Jurassic Forest now.

But they're so good, you can't eat just one!

Life is only deadly when lived slowly over a period of time, though.

Meh, too plane for me.

Yeah, I noticed that too. It should be "responsaable".

Both of 'em.

He's using a different dictionary.

ipad, ipad, F-35ux0rs, ipad, Sabu, ipad, ipad, F-35ux0rs, ipad, Sabu...

Exactly, hardly a real-world example. We all know hipsters wear trendy glasses and don't need to hold their iPads that close.

Or, it was just God on a bad day, who beat the Titanic with its own anchors taunting "Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!".

I like the cut of your jib.

Shoes, sandals and socks are ugly and stupid, and if you wear them you are ugly and stupid.