Sure, ten seconds, but then another minute to get that last #%!@ing little piece of skin off (clove in closing scene).

Which, the girls?

How about just one Mear or Yonth?

Phew, I'm glad mine's on Jan. 1st then. I'd hate be stuck with an unimportant Jan. 22nd birthday, or — shudder — January 31st. ;)

Hugo beat him to it, and with live animals.

Grimfella: No, *I'll* ruin it for you:

Well she couldn't exactly write down a reminder, could she?

Ah, it's interesting what you find in the annals of medical experience.

Are you really *that* hungry?

Especially one they didn't even bother running through a grammar checker.

They forgot the TARDIS.

I came in to post that exact impression, but now I see everything here is under control.

"Reheated" pizza? wow, he *is* a loser. Leftover pizza should be eaten cold, just like fried chicken.

So, they mythed the target?

Child labour?

Viral marketing for the new Sleeping Beauty movie?

I gotta feeling the whole IPv4 family's going down.

And forget about users who prefer text emails. They're in permanent stealth mode. ;)

If you mean "marked as read" by Outlook for example, it depends on your settings. I have it turned off, so that previews don't mark it as "read". I do that manually, either by the mark-as-read icon, opening the email, or replying.

Their follow-up spot: "Don't like our ad? 1888EAT***T"