I've always thought Hamm would be perfect as Kent... If only he was a few inches taller.

Aaaand he slouches.

Use any old oven cleaner on your procelain tub. Works well.

Either that's a pic of a real Apple store, or iHipster McGee caught this news when it broke a couple days ago and flew over to China for a hit of that foreign iCrack. Seriously, the lengths to which those people will go... ;)

@Slartibartfast "Screw you, milkman scum!"

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"StayAtHome Man".

Vulcan or Bat? You decide.

Coincidentally, I own the patent on apostrophes, and any derivative works such as but not limited to: commas, semi-colons, quotation marks and more.

Stay splashy, San Diego.

They lost their shit because it was fucking FUNNY. I despise "FoxOpinion", but that cracked me up.

Only if it's a cider.

But luckiest of all is the fact that his parents didn't strangle him, stuff him into a canvass sack, and toss him into the river when he was a wee one.

"I'm inclined..."

Next up: Jellybabies ???

Wait until their donut patent is approved. The iRing won't be far behind.

@tenshinigami: Don't worry about the extra cost, because you can only use one of those tablet controllers per system. Brilliant, eh?

Pre-order? PRE-order! Get it?

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