You're not setting the record straight. This was done by an independent expenditure committee and not the McAuliffe campaign.

"He said he had lost many colleagues."

It's not a Dark Knight quote. It's in The Dark Knight but this quote is as old as dirt.

These dudes seem cool as hell.

Hey, Mr. Vila. I didn't have any sandbags so I used sacks of puffed rice cereal. Cool?

Don't forget about this infuriating bullshit: http://espn.go.com/blog/nflnation/post/_/id/56149/im-not-sure-john-mara-should-be-talking

A Joe Montana *Chiefs* jersey, no less.

Hello, friends.

She was pretty obviously trying to make a joke.

+1

Said the guy wearing a jersey prominently featuring a smiling anthropomorphic peanut.

Also, Peyton Manning is a notorious frontrunner. Notice how he was a Colts fan right until they cut Peyton Manning?

Poor Cooper. Always the bridesmaid.

No one wants your fucking pity.

Why isn't this allowed? This is like the default joke for the consistently awful Jemle Hill:

An old roommate (and still good friend) got a Nutella beejer from a German gal he was dating at the time. And he did stick his johnce right into the jar. And then put it back in the fridge. And, thankfuckingfully, walked into the kitchen as I was spreading it on a piece of toast.

Make me a channel of your pecs.

I want an apology from Elliot Peters for having to read garbage like "In the cold light of morning..."

"Can we get a step stool over to the genius bar, please?"