These were introduced in 1991 and are still winning Best Headphone votes. From Lifehacker:

These were introduced in 1991 and are still winning Best Headphone votes. From Lifehacker:

While I agree that punching the boob is a classic, no-fail move, I think your safe to make sure you get the hands to meet and then quickly get your eyes up to make eye contact. Just don't stare at their hand while you shake or worse, stare at their boob. A boob punch is one thing, but a boob stare is never cool.

Punch the boob. It demonstrates dominance.

I have to look for and focus on connecting with the other hand first, before making eye-contact, otherwise I'll miss their hand. This can lead to only shaking with half my hand, or possibly punching a boob. Is that acceptable, or must I always stare into the eyes and blindly feel around until I grab something?

I live in Texas and don't like Lone Star! (I'm still offended you brought Oklahoma into the description of our state beer)

Ah, Lone Star, my cheap-ass beer of choice.

A friend once told me this story of a time he was driving through Texas and goes to a bar. On the chalkboard, he sees a beer list: "Domestic $2, Imports $4." and asks the bartender what domestics he has. The bartender says, "Lone Star." And so my friend, out of curiosity, asks what imports they have, and the bartender…