What’s a Konami but a miserable piles of secrets.

perhaps we should start judging games based on how many seeders and leechers it has lol.

You should spend less time on the mini-games (monster hunts, quests) and more time on the main game (gwent).

I’m less than halfway through the story on my first playthrough. I’m hoping to beat the game before MGS5 drops, because then I’ll have a new obsession. However, I really want to play through New Game+ at some point, as well.

I can forgive not knowing Hannah to an extent, but you can’t give a decent critique of the characters in the series if you don’t know who Bonnie is.

No we cant because no one is allowed to enjoy any movie that is not considered a massive success. Oh you like Transformers? Well you don’t have good taste in films and you shouldnt be allowed to watch anything.

Lord Voldemort?

“... video games are human creations, and are thereby artifacts in and of themselves...”

I’ll use that line for porn next time.
I’m a pornachaologist.

Okay, let’s just be honest here. Dude is trying to get a grant for playing video games. You know what I say to that... “Bravo, you marvelous son of a bitch!”

20 bucks on that these were done on purpose. :-I

I lost it when the medic got out of ambulance already on fire haha.

If her opponents can’t avoid her most predictable move, do they deserve to win?

That really drills home the fact that Konami hates to make money.

Holy shit! Hey, I narrated this! Thank you so much for posting this, Patricia! I read Kotaku every day and I’m an Executive Producer with Chilling Tales for Dark Nights. To see my two worlds collide like this is a huge but very pleasant surprise. And from one of my favorite Kotaku writers! I cannot even right now.

And that’s why people play Minecraft. You figured it out!

Lego’s next. Somebody needs to get on this. Won’t be me, though, since I can’t afford two million lego blocks. :-P

I though this was real and made with lego :(

Oh god, are you trying to start some cosplay version of the “Fake Greek Girl”? Cause...no.

If you have never seen Cowboy Bebop, is most certainly worth a watch. It has beautiful animation, great music, and lots of fun action. But behind that is a serious drama about three broken people trying to deal with their pasts—and that is what takes it from merely "good" to "great."