I believe the kid's say "boom, there's your dinner, son!"

Welcome! I'm not even slightly familiar with you, but your writing has a charm in it that I love. I try to use it to much the same extent in my own writing, so I look forward to seeing your work here. Also is your last name kle-pek, or klee-pek. I like pronunciations.

Good to see Run The Jewels being repped on here.

Console: Free

It's an anatomically correct vagina. $126 dollars is nothing when you consider the cost of a girlfriend...

Anything to sell Xbones, I guess.

Picking fights with an Englishman planning thermonuclear war will get you nowhere good.

I appreciate Kotaku's approach to a matter that obviously was gaining a lot of attention. It's professionalism that is lacking in many other industries/businesses. So what I say now is not directed at Kotaku.

It balances the books, if they're reporting a loss on Tomb Raider as is then MS chuck some money at them that evens out their losses and put them in slight gains, then Rise of The Tomb Raider launches on Xbone. Makes reasonable sales for the amount of units sold, then when it finally goes to PC/PS4 it will make it's…

It really can't be viewed as throwing money at developers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCE_Japan…

This is Bloodborne's publisher, note who owns the publisher. They aren't paying loads of money to get exclusive rights to the game, their footing the bill in making it for the exclusive rights.

Well then I'm not getting Tomb Raider then. I bought the definitive edition on PS4 because I knew they'd have a sequel and I fancied playing it again. Not spending £400+ for one game that has no guarantee of longevity...

Personally for a consistently growing library of all the PlayStation back catalogue titles, I would happily part with...say £10/£15 per month. There's old nostalgia trip titles, games I never played when I was younger or games unavailable my region and the service has the ability to fill that niche, while…

I totally get you. By the usual visual standard no one would class me as 'geeky'. Me and my buddies refer to it as 'concealing your power level', in the sense that I can walk down the streets and you wouldn't know if I liked FIFA, Two Chainz or Batman the most. I doubt we came up with this particular phrase, but one…

There's every reason for Shanks and Luffy, a test of Luffy's strength, his Will, his right to wear the hat and to become pirate king.

I'm so excited for this, and I'll risk sounding really old by saying this but no quests our missions at all, can a minecrafter explain to me what you do when don't have actual goal to speak of? I know you can mess around and do what you like, but that's what I do when I'm bored competing goals the game. Plus, with…

Yea, the game has an inbuilt measure to stop stalling, you can't chat around the time limit, you're merely exploiting it...

That bastard.

Football, American football, basketball, etc. Timed sports stall at the end. Why risk losing a lead when you can hand back and rigorously defend. It's a tactic, not a nice one but it is one.

As a fellow Scot, I have to disagree. You want to have a good drive, you've got go European. :D

I think you should link it then...