Plus you can't make brownie-in-a-mug on a stovetop!

Can we please not call them "pro-vaxxers?" We don't call all tenured biologists pro-evolutionists or all board certified physicians pro-AIDS-truthers. There's no such thing as a pro-vaxx person or physician. There are normal, functional, educated people, and there are vaxx-deniers, AIDS-deniers, and evolution deniers.…

Instead of "pro-vaxxers" can we just be "normal people" or "rational everyday humans?" I don't want these anti-vax people to be given any more ideas that this bullshit is a two-sided "debate."

Ah, "haters". The old insult that every 13-year-old (or adult with equivalent maturity level) uses to insulate themselves from any criticism of their own irresponsible actions.

Raising her Q Score. Now we know what Jenny McCarthy's entire misguided, deadly anti-vaccination campaign has been about.

Your post is special, but Maleficent deserves to be everywhere.

jfc, shut up NFL, and pay some taxes while you're at it.

How about we collectively tell this tax-free billion dollar organization to go fuck itself?

None of it makes any sense whatsoever.

Excuse me, but restitution for WHAT? The ad money they weren't going to be getting anyway because there was a PERFORMANCE going on? I feel like I have to be missing something....

Hate to be boring but I predict it will all come down to weed vs. vodka.

Has your mother been putting signs up in LA? This was shared on Twitter by Caitlin Doughty (of 'Ask a Mortician' fame) from CopyRanter. Coincidentally, Ms. Doughty also held her own tongue in cheek campaign to raise money to buy up every copy of this book to make way for more death-positive works.

Fairly positive Jez covered this a while back when it first came out. I've definitely seen all of these photos before, quite a while ago.

We are Russian.

Dude...

Here's an article about death, immortality and that space in between and all I can think of is how the heck your mother decided that explaining how some clothes have to given away is the time to drop the "You know, everyone is going to die," bomb on her kids.

Also, I love how not getting an Oscar nomination all of a sudden makes something laughable. Anthony Perkins didn't get an Oscar nomination for Psycho, but it's still considered one of the best performances of all time...

One time in 5th grade, my friends and I got a Capri Sun and it was like, mildly bitter tasting and fermented and we were like OMG BOOZE!!! HEEHEEHEE. And so we stayed in from recess and played a drinking game (I believe it was the alphabet game) to get soooo wasted off of it.

Fucking Otter Pops, with their sharp edges. I don't think I ever actually cut myself on one, but they're not comfortable to eat. Serious design flaw there.