AriellaLioness
AriellaLioness
AriellaLioness

This fucking bikini bottom! I want to LOL all over the place just looking at it. OH how my pubes would be peeking out of every corner of that thing, no matter how well I groomed them. I feel like my labia would be trying to peek out at well. Look at the distance between belly button and suit bottom! That's like,

tl;dr: a lot of skinny white chicks

Can we talk about how this model is wearing a long sleeve top? This is the most shocking image out of them all to me. It's like maybe they thought a woman who wasn't falling out of her swimsuit could still be sexy!

TROOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL IN THE DUNNNNNGEOOOOOON!!!!!

Sorry, what was that? I don't speak troll...

There's a big difference between taking up more space because your body takes up more space and lying across all three seats on the A-train because you want to put your feet up.

He is clearly taking up two seats.

It's probably not easy to eat a live porcupine, in fairness.

I feel so chastened. I'm off to the woods now, and vow henceforth to never bathe or eat a non-porcupine diet ever again.

"... gone through some emotional setbacks"? You make it sound like he either a) got turned down for a date by the girl of his dreams or b) was turned down by Princeton, even though he had already bought the school sweatshirt and everything.

I just asked my vibrator if I was a "lonely fuck" and it said BUZZZZZZZZZZZ...

That's part of my campaign pledge:

And the dude who fixed my washing machine.

The only man of value is the fuckable man.

Rather than trashing Gloria for shaming men who use sex toys, I'd like to explore the impulse behind this kind of shaming. Is this about buying into some sexist stereotype that links a man's honor with his ability to find a "real" sex partner, rather than an artificial one? Is this a negative reaction to the

Why are we empowered when we buy a vibrator, but a man who buys a fleshlight is a 'lonely fuck'?

I don't text. I am your mother. I am waiting for my daughter to get old enough to teach me how to use a smartphone. But I don't think I can wait until she can drink wine too. She's still a kid.

Don't SnapChat and What'sApp and GodKnowsWhatElseApp use data? How does that make them cheaper? My sisters want me to download the BBM app for iPhone so it will be easier texting convos between us but BBM needs a connection to work. It won't go through regular phone signal. So unless I'm on WiFi, I have to use data to

I don't think it makes you sound like an asshole. Part of male privilege is the semi-conscious belief that men are the arbiters of reality. Rationally, many men know that women have different experiences than they do but just as many believe, deep down, that they'd handle those experiences better. It wouldn't bother

I realize this makes me sound like an asshole, but I'm glad he got to deal with all that shit. I wish more guys tried it, for the simple learning experience.