Every year is the year of cheese! My husband went vegetarian for two years, and I threatened to divorce him when he gave up cheese for a month. I can go without meat (mostly), but no one comes between me and cheese!

I'm going to go retro this year.

Bummer. I love in-fighting among the wingnuts. I was also looking forward to a humiliating defeat.

Remember, you have to explain that you just want more caulk in your bowels.

Will love to see the expressions when I tell people I'm considering a diet higher in caulk.

I agree with you 100% about the state picking up the bill for this as the mandate is coming from them. This would also include the state paying for any care related to her child when and after s/he is born.

This is problematic on many levels. Many, many levels. Firstly, do we know if the fetus is viable? Severe oxygen deprivation does not only affect the mother. Also, who is paying for her medical care? I realize that this is a very crass question, but if the family/their insurance is expected to cover this, it could…

Great. I can add this to my similar list of eventual possible disasters to fear.

Wait, what? Asexual? Presumably fornicating only means no sex before marriage. After marriage it's not considered fornication (for the religiously inclined).

Straight-edge would be a dealbreaker for me. I like to drink and fornicate.

I'll just say that I'm not sure this was ever true. It's possible that white people exoticized big butts. It's possible that they thought that big butts were a sign of low intellect or savage nature or something. But I'm pretty sure people have always liked big butts. See, e.g, the Hottentot Venus, aka Sara Baartman,…

Redhead here. I was teased all through grade school, but who's laughing now? I think it's hilarious that some of the girls who teased me spend hundreds of dollar now trying to get my same hair color. Good luck with that, bitches.

She really obviously had butt implants. Her butt doesn't move at all. I have a really muscular butt (I work out as much/more than her) and mine still moves. The way her butt sits when she's doing lifts etc. makes it pretty obvious she got implants. She'd admitted to having worked in a plastic surgery office in the…

She spent the equivalent of 2 weeks of my pay every month on food at Starbucks.

ah, the trust-fund life...

Yeah, but come now — if you got this you wouldn't really think the highly unlikely possibility that it was a real, true gift from the POTUS, right? I wouldn't. I'd think "Oh, this is a joke! I will open it now!" Which I'm pretty sure is more or less what she said she thought.

Is barre method still a thing? I did that for a month at the beginning of 2013, and have never been so bored/weirded out by a workout. It was like ballet without the artistry combined with yoga without the mental health benefits. Which is not to say it doesn't work — my butt looked great. But I didn't enjoy it at all,…

Wait a second, we're allowed to take the pussy with us?

Sadly, it is possible to be a careful and grammatical writer and yet be duped by a cheating sociopath. No need to ask me how I know.

For aught that I have ever known, or heard by tell of history, the course of true love never did pee straight