Does ONE beer alter the way I drive? No, probably not. Does beer in general alter the way I drive? Umm, yes, of course.

Congrats, you’re the reason pot isn’t legal.

Said the VW chief engineer.

2006 Mini Cooper S. Nothing else will be more fun. 06 the last of that gen.

MY NAZI WHALE, ISLAMOBAMA, HES [sic] ONLY 5 AND HAS ASTHMA WITH ME ON WEEKENDS! HIS SISTER, DINGBAT IS 2 AND ONE OF THOSE STATION WAGON TREES. THANK GOD SHES [sic] SOMETHING SWEET!!! “GREEN DIESELS” I’LL LEAVE IN IT FOR YOU!!! LIVE WITH ME VW!!!

Uhm, isn’t the Nevada test site considered uninhabitable, and continues to contribute to a twice-higher-than-average cancer rate? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nevada_Te…

ISIS’ center of gravity isn’t physical, it’s fundamentally philosophical. Specifically, recruitment and support centered on the perception across the ummah that Muslims are oppressed by the West. Physically, economically, militarily...they’re decentralized.

“I mean, death to the west and all, but that was sick.”

Sure, play right into their apocalyptic ideology and create a few hundred thousand martyrs in the process, not to mention all the other bonuses that come with a nuclear detonation, like a drifting radiation cloud in a region where the west has damned few friends as it is. Great thinking, what could possibly go…

It’s an older joke, sir, but it checks out.

13) You’re on a deep-sea fishing trip.

What made the French such pussies?

It looks like it’s just seeing a road for the first time.

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

Especially since they are slower than a Prowler.

Also sounds like a gnat farting through a megaphone. Kind of a buzzkill all around.

“Dear Gov. Walker,

Agreed - who cares about the environment at all as long as you get “ok” gas mileage. Emissions... smissions.

What ‘primary audience’ is so fragile as to be alienated by the occasional picture? Is there a sizable contingent of Jalopnik readers that turn into the Incredible Hulk when exposed to Puffalump pictures or something?

Just here to see the butthurt whiners complain about the stuffed animals