Sure, like I’m gonna trust Clarence Boddicker on the right way to treat women.

Let’s see...Tribes managed to have jet packs over 20 years ago. No Man’s Sky has jet packs and vehicles.

So this isn’t a prequel to the Jacques Tourneur movie that was remade by Paul Schrader? I want nothing to do with it, then.

I never understood why they bought Natty Light: If you’re gonna pay six bucks for a case of beer at least get Natty Ice and get the full effect.  I damnwell got the Natty Ice for power hour, if I’m drinking 60 shots of beer in an hour I’m making sure I get good and fucked up doing it.

Well I guess the rest of us are just going to have to pick up the slack.

Oh good, the director who pretty much only makes shitty movies has decided to make obscenely long shitty movies. I’m overjoyed.

“The crew” is more than just the (... ill-suited, to put it diplomatically) producers/writers. I’m sure the camera crew, set designers, makeup artists, etc. are all incredibly great hardworking people who poured a lot into the show.

Specifically, they went after the looms of owners who used them to speed up the pace of work without increased pay and those who had dangerous working conditions. 

Linus consistently painting himself as a victim in his responses is kind of tiring, too. He’s got that sad-faced woe-is-me schtick down cold.

WTF is Iggy Iguana sticking her nose in this?

His channel on YouTube is the worst. 

I’ve always been amazed at the degree to which Russell Brand leveraged his 15 minutes of widespread fame (co-starring in Forgetting Sarah Marshall) into so much. He’s done almost nothing since marrying Katy Perry beyond his recent turn as a right-wing shitposter, yet he’s been hanging around all these years still…

He did her a favor. She dodged a huge bullet.  All you have to do is go look at his Youtube channel and all will become clear.

Brand has always struck me as a raging douche. The way he left her says it all. I’m sure she’s forgotten all about him. She’s been with Orlando Bloom for so long I always forget the was married to this clown…until he brings it up again. And again.

This is the most interesting thing that Katy Perry has ever released.

Still waiting on Happy D3ath Day, though!

led by the Houston Independent School District’s (HISD) new superintendent Mike Miles