98% of the dogs on petfinder:

That’s the first time I ever kinda liked Pete Davidson.

It’s true, but it still hurts to see it written out 

She has an UNDERGRADUATE DEGREE in Art History, which is exactly what I have and about a million other Americans who were underachieving dilettantes in college.

“After having criticized Picasso in their lauded Netflix special Nanette, Gadsby was tapped to co-curate an exhibition to mark the 50th anniversary of the artist’s death.”

I used to really like Chalamet but now that he’s involved with “those people”, no thanks. Bye.

They are definitely going to lose their blue check for this one.  

Tesla notoriously covers legitimate warranty claims only if the customer signs an NDA not to divulge the cars defects, as a goodwill repair. They also cook their books using this method. They were bound to get caught with their fraudulent business practices.

Speak for yourself: I look at a person’s tattoos when I meet them, it’s their tl;dr Cliffs Notes as to who they are. I recently met an extraordinarily cool woman with a photorealistic tattoo of the Grumman produced lunar landing module on her shoulder and it galvanized my attention. You can F’ing bet my attention…

considering Gen Z is currently in the phase of their lives where they don’t command a high salary, are saddled with student loan debt, and can’t say no to a $1 margarita.

Have you watched recently? Out of the usual 15-20 items appraised each episode maybe 1 or 2 are newer than the 1970's (and even then the items are rarely mass-produced and more often individual pieces of singular art or technology). It isn’t like this clip is representative of Antiques Roadshow’s focus; the presence…

Back in my day we had a better class of rich person, either driving a magnificent luxury sedan or a sports car like a 911. Now we have people spending 80k on a Tahoe that drives like a fancy U-Haul and that has such poor forward viability that every child or rock within a 10-foot radius is in imminent danger.

it used to be like “and this mark here means that this was made by Edwin Berksire in 1832 in Lower Spankton-on-the-Glenn, where he built a reputation for these whimsical flourishes that made the jug handles look like the king’s ears. Edwin tragically died in The Great Pig Fire of 1854, so now his works go for a great…

flashback was one of the first games i got for my amiga and my favourite one to this day.

I must have given my local rental place $50 trying to beat that game. I should have just bought a copy. 

Im beginning to think our new national history slogan is "And Reagan made it worse"

Hard to go wrong with some curry goat!

Her Momma is the devil but a person who pivots to “God” and jumps on Fox News leaves a sore taste.