Michelle Obama and George Bush didn’t strip the U.S. of Roe v Wade or hundreds of thousands of live due to covid, or anything else that’s the direct result of that orange fuckwit. So yes, that’s my mentality. And go fuck yourself.

Hell yeah, hook it to my veins.

Fuck the haters, I’m a millennial of a certain age and I am here for this shit.

Let’s say you go to McDonalds and both chefs makes burgers with their butt. One of the chef’s uses a bidet and the other just uses paper.

Which burger are you going to eat?

I rest my case.

“The first reason is simple. He makes spectacular music.”

1st Gear: Anyone who does or wants to do business with the federal government should be well versed in the Federal Acquisition Regulations (FAR). The FAR requires domestic content, of a percentage of domestic content. It absolutely puzzles me that these people weren’t aware of this fun fact and was wishing for a…

He’s been an absolutely brilliant actor since long before you were born. He’s considered one of the greatest Shakespearean actors of his generation (“King Lear” in particular). People have sought his opinions on acting for at least 45 years. JFC indeed.

Hahaha. What? Cox had way over sixty screen credits before Super Troopers (that does not include theater). He had been an established working character actor for almost thirty years (beginning his professional career in 1965).

I feel like she has some late stage ED problems that has manifested itself in needing an IV and we’re being gaslighted about it being an optional cute thing, like “oh she’s just being goop” instead of ruining her brand with consequences of selling detoxes.

Thanks for writing this, even if it stays grey. This blog selectively reads or misunderstands the show in order to fit a convenient narrative, mostly based on tabloid rumors and tiktok gossip.

“She and Sudeikis split their time co-parenting, yet only one of them has been regarded as an “absentee” parent.

I don’t believe you, Tessa Thompson. 

Damn, Kyrsten Sinema is getting desperate for attention.

How Schafer managed to get this singular feather to stay put feels beyond the knowledge of even our most preeminent physicists

Seconding your disagreement. That thing is trashy as hell.

Yup. The skirt is stunning. I love the fit and the flow of it. But the feather is tacky as hell. It looks like she arrived completely topless and the censor’s placed a white a bar over her nipples.

Schafer “somehow avoids looking cheap or tacky?”
Guess we’ll have to agree to disagree on THAT one.

Disagree. No one’s shaming Tate for being bald; otherwise that would have been part of every Andrew Tate article since the dawn of time (and every article about a bald guy ever). The joke here is that Tate himself has always equated masculinity with the ability to grow hair and now...can’t grow hair. It’s not funny…

I agree—baldness happens. But it’s fun to mock when it happens to a man who clearly tried to frame it as a mascbro choice when he likely secretly wishes he had a full mane (which is why he posted on twitter about having a full head of hair, when he clearly doesn’t in the first place).