Gee, Ortiz got his moronic fat ass up to the plate once every nine times, and sat on it the rest of the time.

When the Giants got a good lead late enough in the game, Bumgarner came in for game 7 and gave the Giants 5 shut down innings. Giants win the series.

You didn't get hate rolling in, crybaby. You were stupid and got educated, pure and simple.

That's right. Pitchers who pitch like shit don't get expanded strike zones.

And yet the Royals didn't do it. The Giants did, despite how the majority of Royaltard fans were shrieking about sweeps.

Moron.

It's not Deadspin's or the announcers' fault that you're too stupid to know greatness when you see it. Bumgarner is indeed one of the greats. Name the pitchers who have a 0.29 ERA after pitching more than 25 innings in the WS. Ever. Come on. Name them.

Well, you certainly are a typical Cards fan.

They always win in October?

I love baseball games. They're lots of fun, and the people tend to be more civilized than the typical football or basketball game. Well, outside of NY or Boston.

Hate uniballs with a passion. I've had nothing but bad luck with them. They leak, skip, gum up, take forever to dry—I just haven't had the great experience everyone else has with any of their pens.

Just used mine on a single sheet of paper on a hard surface. In fact, I'd had a 4 X 6 scratch sheet right here, covered in notes written on a hard surface. But I wrote on it some more, and same result: Turned out fine.

Farmers don't have a worry about GMOs. They have a problem with losing money on already thin profit margins because gullible morons like you won't buy their crops because you think that GMOs are harmful.

Oh, for pity's sake, you sniveling little crybaby, stop crying about how mean da wimmenz are when they try to instruct you on the reality that you pigheadedly refuse to understand.

Cops file arrest reports with prosecutors. Prosecutors file charges.

Dogs can chew through anything. A friend of mine is disabled and has a companion dog, a little King Charles Spaniel. When she got sick, the dog barked its fricking head off. Then it chewed through the wall to the apartment next door and barked at those people to come help. The little dog did what it had to do to get…

They get a burial, just like anyone else, because there will be hell to pay if someone comes to claim one of the bodies, and they don't have a body to give up, nitwit.

The same can be said for you.

It was already paid for you ignorant fool.

The state paid for them to be buried. They should have been buried if that's what was paid for.