Too bad Deadspin’s writers were chased off by morons - Drew Magary told us this would happen a couple of weeks ago.

This is going to be a fun year.

The one time I got laid off the COBRA quote was so ridiculous I remember actually laughing out loud.

I read that moron’s entire twenty tweet thread, and it was, by far, the BEST argument for Medicare for All I have ever read. The upshot was that you could either (1) go without insurance for 90 days, which is a long time not to have coverage, especially with young children, (2) pay thousands of dollars in premiums, or…

20 years ago “Conan hosting the AARP Awards” would have been a perfect Late Night sketch. Now, oddly enough, it seems like a totally normal thing to do.

Lots of Conan content on here. And I’m good with that.

“I’ve never been attracted to him before and wouldn’t want anything to happen between us again, anyway, even if the kiss was hot.”

The problem with Leslie on SNL is that as soon as she was on screen you knew what the joke was. This big black woman is going to yell at someone about something, and that’s about it. I think that can be deployed usefully and hilariously at times, but they needed to write her more than just that, and they never did. 

Only if you think that Jimmy Fallon would be better if he were even needier for attention 

Between spearing the dead bird on his cane last time and throwing the tape dispenser right onto the shelf, Adam Driver is the master of live-television stunt comedy, a category I never knew existed.

Acting!

“And if the leather boot-scoot choreography in the bracing “You Should Be Sad” verged on the silly, well, maybe that’s just me.”

“Published 55 minutes ago”

- What’s UpGuard?

What is cinema today? What is television?

“Well shit, that didn’t work out either. But at least we still have Confedammit!!!”

Losing out on Star Wars is a huge loss. And that Netflix deal I promise you has the same outs for Netflix that Disney and HBO had. Their names are tainted now because they are greedy fucks. They rushed GoT to get to Star Wars and it’s cost them. May it continue to cost them. 

Yeah I don’t see how making the ending three 2-3 hours movies instead of a 7 hour season was going to make it any better, as the main issue didn’t appear to be budget but time. The show needed another season with separating out the Long Night arc from the Mad Queen arc. All indications was that HBO would’ve gladly…

Curiosity compells me to want a Quentin Tarantino Star Trek.