The amount of time you beer nerds spend talking to my waitstaff to narrow down what shitty IPA you want tonight costs me more than a half dozen samples.

This is like a Highlights magazine. “See if you can find all the 30s in this picture!”

Even the Jar Jar Binks back tattoo guy thinks that Drake’s ink was in poor taste.

I would add that they should install a smooth hard surface of some sort over everything beyond 400 feet so that if you hit what used to be a home run, that ball is never going to stop rolling. Also institute a rule that you can run the bases multiple times for multiple runs, but if you’re on your second or later time…

Counterpoint: over the outfield wall catches are the best catches.

Nope; it should have been done a while ago.

The stadiums are designed to distract you no matter what age you are, even when players are at-bat. Vendors, stuff on the video boards, food and drink...the teams/orgs themselves are doing what they can to keep you from paying full attention.

And nevermind how fucking fast…

I can’t imagine the pain of going to two back-to-back lesbian weddings. Lesbians tend to be a little on the. . . obnoxious side. I have friends who are lesbians, and I’m close to my gay sister - but there are just times when I wish they’d just shut the fuck up about how lesbian they are. Get them in a group, and…

Sounds like a DTMFA if I ever heard one.

I feel like this is a reference, but I don’t understand it. None of the replies helped. Please help.

Better teach this kid some control before he kills somebody.

He told a story on Graham Norton that he came up with an idea that after filming he was going to smoothly say “Not anymore” when people asked “aren’t you Jon Snow?”, but the first time someone asked him after filming ended, he immediately started crying when he said it.

Imagine thinking that many thousands of dollars of dangerous, invasive surgery, halfway across the globe was a better, easier idea than some marginal self-improvement in terms of hygiene and standard of living. If that doesn’t speak to some serious mental illness I truly don’t know what does.

Ok but why don’t women appreciate me for the hobbies I have now, which include criticizing them online and playing video games?

can’t surgically alter a personality or misogyny though. so, the problem for these dudes will remain.

“...The thing is, he’s never been really part of the group. ... They’ve never been friends, only allies.”

I think most people after not seeing a close friend for a few years who had gained weight would definitely comment and joke about it. I don’t think 5 years after the fact, while about to time travel, os the time to say “hey Thor buddy, you still handling the loss of your family, planet, and race?”. He drank and ate…

Just to give more color Paypalsboard booted him because the workers were ready to revolt and demanded Thiel be placed in charge. Just how much of an asshole do you have to be that Thiel is a more desirable outcome?

Interesting to here her admit the feelings of idiocy when acting in a CGI flick. It’s got to be weird to rise to the pinnacle of your profession and wind up standing in green rooms talking to nothing and no one, with wires hanging off of you and dots painted on your face. But the money’s crazy good.

I think you’re taking my joke way too seriously. I’m just poking fun at the idea that a 20-something having to be slightly more responsible is some massive sacrifice.

This is the pure essence of the internet: Click on an alluring picture of an attractive young actress, proceed to watch a pointless argument between two sad, bitter office workers