Well I hope you learned it was actually an INSULT because that coin has a WOMAN on it!!1!

Al should have kept his hands to himself. It’s actually pretty easy to do.

You can always rely on the Democratic Party to eat it’s own after a bit of prodding.

“while its fake psychic premise was piquant enough to simultaneously exist on CBS,”

You know that’s right.

“Mutumbo like tribute *cookie monster laugh*”

I ref basketball for MHSA and this is correct. However, the rule allowing for fewer than five players is the same as for college, I think, that the requirement is you have five at tip-off and after that you can have fewer on the court. A few years back a different high school won with 5 players, but they only had four…

yes

I’m 33 and my highlights would be the interesting ways my children have vomited, urinated, drooled, sneezed and defecated on me.

I’ve done it, but I married her first.

Yes, that’s exactly what I said.

He’s never quite all there, which makes blowouts watchable:

Yo soy caballo

Good call on the mechanics of hypothermic Jack. I also think the buoyancy is a fair reason. There may have been enough surface area on the door for two bodies, but if their weight submerged the door so that they were partially in the drink, then you have nothing left but two (dead) bodies. No one knew how long they…

The puppet corpse in “Weekend at Bernie’s” was totally disrespected, used as a stinking prop for laughs. And how come Bernie never decomposes over the weekend, bloats up and oozes bodily fluids (see Matthew Brady’s Dead at Antietam photos for context)? Nobody talks about that farce of filmaking, probably because it’s…

I’d rather watch a reality show about the production crew working on an insane reality show.

Wow. I got booted to the greys? Are you kidding me? Okay guys, don’t ever jokingly call Jezebel a “Kardashian site” instead of a “Rihanna site” because these writers take that shit seriously.

Texas, of course. How those women in Texas don't kill some dumbass every day is beyond me.

Your calorie "myth" is flat-out wrong, and doesn't even bother proving itself. All you point out is that "foods are different" and that's your argument against "calories are food energy, your body stores excess energy as fat"? Of course a cucumber is different than sugar — even calorically. A pound of milk chocolate…