Do alcohol and performance enhancing drugs affect your ability to play the game? Yes? Then those analogies don’t hold up even for a second. Get out of here with that false equivalency.

I thought dinger socking is what grandpa called birth control.

Obviously his point is that smokeless tobacco isn’t an illegal drug. You must be an attorney because only a pedantic law-humper can be that oblivious to context and meaning.

Bo is trying soooo hard to be humble, but how can you possibly sound humble by listing all those great achievements? Bo is the man.

Best moment is around 0:35 - “Bet you’re gonna call it Spider 2 Wide Banana”

Guess the selection show shouldn’t dick around so much. Just give us the brackets, jerks.

Only a matter of time until that thing rolls Royce.

It is known as the “Down Low” capital. As in, closeted gay men.

What the fuck people. The question wasn’t “time travel and get richer off the sports almanac”. It’s $3m, and only $3m, for the rest of your life. No other income, no investing, nothing.

This is a great argument for why it WASN’T Kevin Garnett.

Someone finally stuck it to the 1%’ers.

Can’t he be simultaneously concussed and held responsible for attacking a ref?

I am actually a fraud. I have one of those microwaves with a knob that turns and each turn is 15 seconds. There are no number buttons. This horrified me in the beginning but now I kinda like it. You can turn the knob either direction to add or subtract 5 seconds while the microwave is running.

44 seconds or 55 seconds so you don’t have to move your finger.

Because if they weren’t off duty cops, there would be no investigation.

“Most dives are fine.”

Yes - Americans are so far behind the Europeans who throw bananas at black soccer players.

As opposed to the rare story of “spurned lover kills woman who rejected him” or “state lazily botches investigation?” Oh, would that they had read some books.

In my opinion, season 2 is as good or better than season 1. People complain because they expect murder porn (season 1, Making a Murderer, etc). And when they don’t get murder porn, try to rationalize it as “not compelling.”

Ketchup on hot dogs is perfectly acceptable. You are a thought terrorist.