Why fake it? It’s OK to not really be interested in football. As long as you don’t go all hipster irony-beard about it.

Your argument is persuasive, but that is still a child’s hoop in the photo.

Burneko?

Sounds like a good plan but dealerships might not let you pay off the loan early like a bank would. Ask and have them show you in writing that you can pay it off as early as you’d like.

This is so topical it should be an ointment.

Less sad but unfortunately less likely.

The refs had money on it? Is this a serious comment? Nobody is putting money on Divison II women’s games. It’s much more likely that they have to use dumbass refs who couldn’t officiate elsewhere.

A 25 point home win will sometimes do that to a man.

HOT TAKE: Archer images are overused and dumb.

Great skills resulting in no goal at the end. This is the socceriest highlight to ever soccer.

It’s a hell of a key word search.

Since you felt the need to call me out, I would definitely watch a wooden boy plug away at a frightened but cooperative garden gnome.

Meh. His credibility is already ruined. Nobody is going to think of a disgruntled former ref as redeemed for airing some dirty laundry. As conspiracy theories go, I give this 1.5 Illuminati Watchful Eyes.

Read the article, Chris!

You mean the hundred meter? Your drunk uncle could run a 40 in 10 seconds.

They also share a division with the team they USED to be, a well-run team that has become the very model for everything the Browns WISH they could be.

He’s got nothing on Lamar Odom.

Oh... my... God

How would adding an extra appendage help?