Shinn should feel em-bare-assed by this performance.

I read left to right.

So what? They’re allowed to like other sports better.

Suspension without pay for domestic violence? Should have just been a trigger happy cop instead.

There are lots of black baseball players. They are just African Caribbean instead of African American.

Aren’t hockey players supposed to chop off their arm and glue a hockey stick onto the stump in those situations? I’m lost on the etiquette here.

Warren should know by now that tipping is customary in that industry.

At least it’s not short skirts and sports bras? Maybe my expectations for Nike are just too low.

Or any professional sport, for that matter.

Definitely not elite.

Jaworski: Draft Priest of Dune

He looks tired. Perfect timing for the donkey treatment.

Didn’t even take the time. Looks like a copy/paste scanned signature.

“That is one of the best catches you will ever see.”

Emirs don't have homies, they have palaces.

I refuse to believe he isn’t a life-sized doll baked in the oven of a mad woman’s apartment.

...Was she wearing a wedding ring?

Oh.............. God.

Chrome + Adblock Plus.

Maybe, instead of red lights or stop signs, intersections in cyclist heavy areas should just have patches of grass.