I make Manhattans at home and never buy bitters. It's nice to have I guess but not really essential.

I would say you have to research the trainer as much as the actual exercises. Some trainers are Medicine Ball Hero jokers and can't really help you. Be clear up front about your needs and what you want to work on. It's OK to "interview" a trainer and then walk away if you don't feel that person is the right fit. Also…

You want complicated thoughts? I'll give you something complicated to think about. Here are two dogs body sledding.

If someone hands you a little piece of magic like this, what exactly is there to complain about? All the relevant action was captured perfectly. Just watch it and be happy or shut the fuck up and move on.

It helps that every dude on the show is an unapologetic horndog.

Yeah, I was pretty ignorant of anything he's done but I found out he's a huge jackass.

You could have taken my gift yesterday Tom!

Do they even have customer support? I tried looking one time years ago and couldn't find anything but an e-mail address from which I received a canned, unhelpful response.

"Yo, DJ, check out my mixtape."

Here is a bear playing with hay.

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Unless your kids are building gas chambers, I think you're fine.

I think the pager is of the variety they hand out at restaurants when you're waiting for a table.

The coach is just teaching him how to flop for maximum theatrics. Will Europe finally unite? This may be the first step.

+1 (because there always is) but in this case the guy is clearly doing some theatrics. He at least knows how to do an arm slap (15 second mark) to break his fall. Rousey didn't go off on him either, it looks like a typical practice throw. Judo is meant to be relatively safe for a martial art and my guess is that this…

He's faking the pain. She really didn't throw him that hard and someone obviously at least showed him how to absorb the fall with his arm slap. That is a normal practice throw that he could take 100 times.

I feel like Popovich just plays a grumpy guy on TV. He's by far the longest tenured NBA coach so he must be at least a little chill.

"If a kid's not playing nice, you take his toys away."

We have a changing table now so the kid doesn't roll away and escape but it's a nice sized dresser with a changing pad on top. Chucks pads were key for the first 6 months or so.

Seconded. When you have to change them 12-15 times a day the first few weeks, you become a pro pretty quickly.