Apophis-Blood
Apophis Blood: Master Racer
Apophis-Blood

Nope, it's definitely funny.

Perfect tome travel story in an anime?

They're simulating seawater...not water.

Like, DUH!

Exactly.

Humans...humans never forget.

There are certain words that should no longer be used in titles. Words like, say, Redemption.

Multiplayer is only good for one thing, and one thing only.

Because it's more or less what everyone was doing in the 90s when they brought their friends over to play Mario Bros.

Pretty pictures alone, does not a good game make.

Monster Hunter for one. Every other JRPG apart from Final Fantasy for another.

Ok people, just stop.

Why is there a movie poster in my video game?

Somebody make this happen, ASAP!

Apophis seconds the motion.

No, no bad doggie! You're supposed to drop the stick, not hit me with it!

We already have that. It's called Dark Souls.

Now that looks like something a REAL person would wear to fight crime.

So in other words, they made Harvest Moon.

And what, pray tell, is wrong with Shonen anime?