I would like to talk about the trunks. Look at these damn trunks. They could have smuggled in dozens of better jokes inside these trunks.

“Malcolm Gladwell is what stupid people think smart people sound like.”

I can’t bring myself to watch the clip, but I’m guessing it’s not the chance to advance to the NBA Finals that’s motivating the Thunder.

At least he chose a condiment with respectability.

Whitlock: You know, I really think you could be the missing ingredient that brings this whole damn thing together.

The hour-long “discussion and opinion-based studio program,” which is called Speak For Yourself

So he and Russo basically spearheaded the call in and yell about the mets/giants/whatever genre of talk radio. One of the issues both he and Russo constantly complain about is the business angle of sports. And I don’t mean the contracts between athletes and teams, but rather whether or not the matchup of Bills v.…

WWII vet with a Kinja. I’ve seen it all.

Francesa used to have a co-host who complemented his ability to remember every player on the 1965 Yankees with white-hot, high-pitched rage about the San Francisco Giants.

Deadspin needs to use a NSFW tag if they’re going to show a pic of a prick and an asshole.

No need to fill out the form. Just turn your cell phone off, hold it to your mouth and verbally request the appeal. You’ll hear from them soon enough.

An Hour! I hope Whitlock gets a meal break.

It’s almost as if they don’t see the humanity in the kids, and just think of them as the product. For the coaches, schools, etc., they need access, so they treat them as infallible. I doubt they see any of this as morally bankrupt (of course, they haven't for about 100 years)!

It’s crazy to me about the double standard people hold for athletes. A kid tweets out something stupid and it’s “Character concerns” and “maturity issues.” A full grown man tweets out some piss baby rant and it’s “Kids these days need to toughen up!”

Just imagine how good he’s going to feel when he finally takes that human-skin suit off and lets his dorsal venom sac breathe.

I’d like to champion French Cooking in 10 Minutes as by far the friendliest cookbook I have ever read. It is a little dated (originally written in 1930, so no microwaves here) and of course the dishes are on the simple side, given the time constraint. The author was a French chemist, rather than a chef, which also…

I’m mainly apologizing for the fact that CA isn’t holding itself to a higher standard and electing a slightly less dumb politician.

Sorry you catch so much flak for sharing racist opinions. It’s truly an unjust world we live in.

If your opinions are bad, racist, and greedy, then yes, you are in fact a bad, racist, and/or greedy person. This isn’t difficult.

As a Californian I apologize that we elected her a billion times.